Annual Physical Quotes

#1. I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

Dave Barry

#2. It is not the responsibility of the language to force good looking code, but the language should make good looking code possible.

Yukihiro Matsumoto

#3. Make better coffee and you make a whole bunch of people a whole lot happier.

Isaac Hooke

#4. Most English-speaking people, for instance, will admit that cellar door is 'beautiful', especially if dissociated from its sense (and its spelling). More beautiful than, say, sky, and far more beautiful than beautiful. Well then, in Welsh for me cellar doors are extraordinarily frequent.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#5. Without the principle of private property there would be no reason for government, which is necessary solely for the purpose of keeping the disinherited within bounds in their quarrels or in their rebellions against those who hold the social wealth

Ricardo Flores Magon

#6. People assume I'm a boiler ready to explode, but I actually have very low blood pressure, which is shocking to people.

Donald Trump