Annoying Orange Quotes

#1. Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny

Annoying Orange

#2. Can this be true? This is the twentieth century, not the Middle Ages. Who would allow such crimes to be committed? How could the world remain silent?" And

Elie Wiesel

#3. You are part of the world's most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.

James Mattis

#4. To win the guilty kiss of a saint, I'd welcome the plague as a blessing.

Emil Cioran

#5. When ambition outstrips ability, that is always a recipe for disaster.

Jan Siegel

#6. There are more ways than one to measure profits and losses.

Randy Pausch

#7. Can any praise be worthy of the Lord's majesty?

Saint Augustine

#8. I myself love getting cookbooks and novels that some congenial person has already tried and liked.

Cheryl Mendelson

#9. Motivation means we have an idea and we are going to carry through on that idea. We work hard at it, and we are disciplined.

Wayne Dyer

#10. I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a day.

Casper Van Dien

#11. We confess our bad qualities to others out of fear of appearing naive or ridiculous by not being aware of them.

Gerald Brenan

#12. Motley's the only wear.

William Shakespeare

#13. I will if you go out with me, Evans

J.K. Rowling

#14. Why should quiet ruminants as you and I have been born in such a ghastly age?

C.S. Lewis

#15. The world is unbearably ugly when beauty is judged purely by what is seen on the outside.

Sarah Brownlee

#16. You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud

Annoying Orange

#17. Amazon has included me in an opportunity to provide top-shelf television-style programming live on the world's computer screens. To hold forth with the industry's very best actors, directors, musicians, authors - I'm thrilled to be on the cutting edge of this.

Bill Maher