Top 100 Anita Blake Quotes
#1. Women may get to wear lots of
pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes.
Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
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#2. I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.
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#3. I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)
I had to smile. "They aren't like little holy grenades. I want the host to give to the Quinlans so they can put one at every windowsill, every doorsill." (Anita Blake)
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#4. The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. You have to love Anita Blake ... ...
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#5. It's not about winning, Haven. I'm not a prize to be won. I'm not the princess that needs rescuing from the dragon. I'm the prince and I kill my own monsters. You need to be ok with that. -Anita Blake
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#8. Is he your only child? I asked, "my only son" padma said. "My condolences" I said ... Anita Blake
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#9. And just like that I had my lesson. I shouldn't assume that every woman a man bashes gave him a him a good reason to do it.- Anita Blake
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#10. Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake
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#11. The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall?
Anita Blake
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#12. I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his ... nothing. A vampire and a werewolf.
I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again.
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#14. I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.
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#15. I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.
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#16. I wasn't afraid of him anymore, because I could smell his fear. You never had to be afraid of anything that was afraid of you.
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#17. He smiled and extended a hand. "I knew you would do it, ma petite."
"You arrogant son of a bitch." I smashed the shotgun butt into his stomach. He doubled over just enough. I hit him in the jaw. He rocked back. "Get out of my mind!
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#19. The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls and carpet. They could be replaced, but I'd collected those damned stuffed toys over years.
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#20. I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.
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#21. Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier.
- Jean-Claude
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#22. I told her why we are here. I told you wouldn't hurt Jack."
"The coffin?"
I smiled. I couldn't help it. He was a 'jack in a box.
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#23. He looked less handsome without the smile and glow in his eyes, but he also seemed more real. Being real will get me into trouble faster than any amount of charm.
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#24. I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure there are enough cozy afternoons in all eternity to make me forget Jean-Claude.
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#25. I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I'm not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.
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#26. I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.
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#27. I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.
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#29. I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time
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#30. Rafael, the Rat King, stared at the carnage with black-button eyes. "She is dead."
"Ding dong, the witch is dead,
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#31. Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just don't want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight.
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#32. What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.
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#33. If I wanted death, Edward would give it to me. Because we both understand that it isn't death that we fear. It's living.
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#34. Anita can speak for herself," Richard said.
Jean-Claude's attention flicked back to me. "That is certainly true. But I came to see how the two of you enjoyed the play."
"And pigs fly," I said.
"You don't believe me?"
"Not hardly," I said.
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#35. He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.
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#36. Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd say how you're bad for shaking up with vampires and wereleopards, but in a firefight they'd take your vampire-loving, furry-fucking ass over most anyone else's.
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#39. It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through all of it, so that one hunger fed into the next in an endless chain, a snake eating it's own tail, an Ouroboros of desires.
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#40. I laid my hand on top of theirs, and all I could think was, Is this how revolutions begin? Not with a proclamation or a riot, but with a few people in a room somewhere with their hands clasped and a purpose.
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#41. Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.
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#42. In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.
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#43. In chains and darkness, wherefore should I stay, And mourn in prison, while I keep the key.
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#44. Put some make-up on me and I look not unlike a china doll. Put me in a puffy pink dress and I look delicate, dainty, petite. Dammit.
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#45. Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
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#49. True love means you love the real person, not an ideal that you have in your head and superimpose over them. That's illusion and lies to me.
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#50. She doesn't understand what she's asking, Jean-Claude said.
No, but she asks, and if we do not do it, we will always wonder. I would rather thy and fail than regret having never tried at all.
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#51. I'd learned a long time ago that you can't prove a negative. You can prove that you did something, but it's the devil to prove you didn't do something.
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#52. Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.
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#53. There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.
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#54. In some ways you are as sentimental as Richard,' she said. 'But you could kill us, all of us, even Stephen's brother, and feel nothing.'
I met her honey brown eyes and said, 'I'd feel something.'
'What?' she asked.
'Safer,' I said.
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#55. Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.
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#56. Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.
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#57. If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.
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#60. I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.
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#61. The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower
Peter
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#62. When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.
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#63. Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.
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#65. Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.
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#67. Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?
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#68. Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.
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#70. All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.
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#71. I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?
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#72. Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.
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#75. If you're too damn stubborn to let yourself cry, then your body finds other ways to let it out.
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#76. I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how
wonderful it was.
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#77. It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.
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#78. One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.
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#79. Jason patted me on the back. "Tomorrow night we'll take you out chasing deer."
"I thought you'd chase cars," I said.
He grinned. "What fun is that? Cars don't bleed.
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#80. Who is the love of my life? Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it's not love at all. But if it's not love, then what is it? I wish I knew.
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#81. He wanted you dead, now he doesn't, I don't know why. Chimera's crazy, he doesn't need a reason to change his mind.
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#83. The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.
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#85. Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so we can take bets.
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#86. You don't smoke do you?"
"No, why?"
"They're afraid of fire."
"Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes."
I almost laughed. He sounded so thoroughly disgusted ...
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#87. You're up to something," I said.
He turned, eyes wide, long fingers pressed to his heart. "Moi?"
"Yeah, you,
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#89. You either pay as you go with Raina, or you end up owing her, and owing comes with interest, and the interest is hell to pay.
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#90. You look wonderful", Jason said.
"No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie."
"Then by all means take it off.
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#91. I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.
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#92. You look like shit." Jason smiled, without opening his eyes.
"You sweet-talker.
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#93. Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.
Because you will not tolerate anything else."
Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.
- Anita to Jean-Claude
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#94. Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without love nothing could endure.
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#95. You are an irritating son of a bitch."
"Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?
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#96. There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.
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#97. One thing I've learned about vampires
they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.
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#98. Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.
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#99. I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn't going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.
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#100. I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.
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