Andy Milonakis Quotes

#1. I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk shows, it's as if it doesn't even exist.

Andy Milonakis

#2. Seek and possess holiness, and consolation will follow, as assuredly as warmth follows the dispensation of the rays of the sun.

Thomas Cogswell Upham

#3. When individuals blunder, it is unfortuante and their families go down. When rulers fail, it is a national tragedy

Gurcharan Das

#4. MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.

Andy Milonakis

#5. How can the public choose sides, when one side has nothing left to surrender? Not until the right is prepared to lose on principles will we ever hope to win this culture war on which the survival of our nation depends.

Don Feder

#6. I invoke that sense of the particulars of that kind of literal travel and what that has meant historically in terms of diasporas, in terms of the migrations of immigrants coming to this [U.S.] country with a real vision of finding the promised land.

Anne Waldman

#7. As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

Andy Milonakis

#8. I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

Andy Milonakis

#9. I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

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#10. I had sadness for breakfast.

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#11. Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!

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#12. I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

Andy Milonakis

#13. If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew

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#14. I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

Andy Milonakis

#15. There's not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

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#16. The last thing I need added to my list of credentials is 'stabbed by a mattress,' in addition to a cocktail skewer

Amie Kaufman

#17. I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

Andy Milonakis

#18. I don't know why I do what I do. I tend to go for the really weird, bizarre stuff. I actually have to tone it down for the show.

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#19. There's a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

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#20. I was a huge Internet junkie.

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#21. I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don't think I'm gonna do 'Man On The Street' messing with people, I don't think I'm gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.

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#22. I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

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#23. Red is rising, Mickey.

Pierce Brown

#24. I'm a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

Andy Milonakis

#25. I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

Andy Milonakis

#26. I leaped headlong into the Sea, and thereby have become more acquainted with the Soundings, the quicksands, and the rocks, than if I had stayed upon the green shore, and piped a silly pipe, and took tea and comfortable advice.

John Keats

#27. Be more humble than a blade of grass, more tolerant than a tree, always offering respect onto others and never expecting any in return

Chaitanya Mahaprabhu

#28. There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

Andy Milonakis

#29. When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

Aaron McGruder

#30. I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

Andy Milonakis

#31. I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

Andy Milonakis

#32. The world didn't need an assassin with a coward's heart. It needed someone like Nehemia.

Sarah J. Maas

#33. You can't stay young forever. Being young is a privilege. God knows, how many of them in their death bed wished to be young again and they regretted all the things they should have and should not have done.

Diyar Harraz