Andrew Symonds Quotes

#1. It's a pretty blokey magazine [Bacon Busters, 'Australia's only magazine dedicated to pig hunting'], but they have women in it too. There's a 'Boars and Babes' section: women in bikinis sitting on big old pigs.

Andrew Symonds

#2. To Sachin, the man we all want to be.

Andrew Symonds

#3. I'm the greatest living thing in the universe.

Jason Innocent

#4. Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.

M.F. Moonzajer

#5. False taste is always busy to mislead those that are entering upon the regions of learning; and the traveller, uncertain of his way, and forsaken by the sun, will be pleased to see a fainter orb arise on the horizon, that may rescue him from total darkness, though with weak and borrowed lustre.

Samuel Johnson

#6. My apologies. I meant no offense." Except that his tone told her he didn't mean a word he'd just spoken.

Jean Oram

#7. I've never been the sort of person to walk into a room and have *clicks fingers* 50 women want to sleep with me, ok, and suddenly you walk across a stage and you have a video clip and you know girls want to go out with you and think you're beautiful!

Darren Hayes

#8. I do need a bit of a trim but I'm a bit nervous about getting it cut

Andrew Symonds

#9. You cannot help being a female, and I should be something of a fool were I to discount your talents merely because of their housing.

Laurie R. King

#10. Shane Watson seems to have recovered very well from his hamstring injury.

Andrew Symonds

#11. There is nothing so pure and full of wonder as the mind of a child.

Cheryl K. McGonigle

#12. If something needs to be done, do it. If something needs to be said, say it.

A.J. Darkholme