Top 18 Amish Humor Quotes
#1. I have been styling my own hair since I was four years old ... and I still don't let anyone else touch it to this day. I cut, color, style, and spray my own hair, on all sets and shoots, that's just the way it goes. I get way too nervous when someone else starts to mess with it.
Jenna Elfman
#2. Southern hospitality and Amish cooking - Ya'll Come Back, Danki.
Karen Harper
#3. Anything that becomes an obstacle in life is only an opportunity to learn and it's the same in any profession I think.
Olivia Wilde
#4. Ziploc bag. If you have more than one child, place each
Marie Bailey
#5. L.A. has brought so many opportunities and allowed me to reach the level of success I've been blessed to achieve thus far. L.A. can definitely open a lot of doors for anyone focused on achieving their passion and dreams.
Drew Sidora
#7. It drops us into a vigorous current, a constant state of misguided control. The doomed generation takes a final step forward, ignoring all the signs that state the obvious, and leaps into a trip no drug known to man could ever encompass.
Hunter S. Thompson
#8. See clearly what seems intuitively obvious: entrepreneurs
Brink Lindsey
#9. Humanism or atheism is a wonderful philosophy of life as long as you are big, strong, and between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five. But watch out if you are in a lifeboat and there are others who are younger, bigger, or smarter.
William Murray, 1st Earl Of Mansfield
#10. Capitalism is about turning luxuries into necessities.
Andrew Carnegie
#11. I really want to do something where I can show my physicality - something with a lot of action. Action would be fun. I'd really like to do that.
Jonathan Lipnicki
#12. I enjoy hitting a batsman more than getting him out. I like to see blood on the pitch. And I've been training on whisky.
Jeff Thomson
#13. Aren't the Amish against violence?
Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say.
Kelly Long
#14. The sea, as well as the air, is a free and common thing to all; and a particular nation cannot pretend to have the right to the exclusion of all others, without violating the rights of nature and public usage.
Elizabeth I
#15. Humility is the first rule of martial arts. Either you learn humility quickly, or you leave because your ego can't handle losing repeatedly.
Georges St-Pierre
#16. The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.
Lilith Saintcrow
#18. I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes!
Amish Tripathi
