Altering Pants Quotes

#1. I have always wanted a swimming pool and never had one.

Joan Didion

#2. A story is a really weird art object that should contain life but not be enslaved by the banality.

George Saunders

#3. When I was young, I thought I was a god. Now, I just basically work on staying humble. My priorities changed. Just to be able to try to change them - that was frightening to me.

Mike Tyson

#4. Sports teaches you very important lessons that are many and varied. It's probably the closest thing to the lessons we learned in fighting and warfare, about loyalty and growing up.

Tinker Hatfield

#5. I would be virtuous for my own sake, though nobody were to know it; as I would be clean for my own sake, though nobody were to see me.

Anthony Ashley Cooper

#6. Only Jack has remarked on the irony that America is going to war against a white supremacist enemy with a segregated American army.

Michael Grant

#7. My heart is sore. In my dream I toss it across an asphalt pavement, watching it skip like a stone. Just

Dudley Delffs

#8. The human being is flesh and consciousness, body and soul; his heart is an abyss which can only be filled by that which is godly.

Olivier Messiaen

#9. Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

Jay Leno