Alterative Quotes

#1. Tears are a good alterative, but a poor diet.

Josh Billings

#2. We should have high expectations of our children, but politicians should not tell teachers how to meet them.

Charles Kennedy

#3. A patronizing disposition always has its meaner side.

George Eliot

#4. I'm like, 'Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldn't. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after 'She Loves You,' or 'Drive My Car?' You weren't on board for 'Revolution 9' or 'Day In The Life,' were you?'

Regina Spektor

#5. I went to college in Ohio, at Ohio University, and I graduated two years ago.

Piper Perabo

#6. Maybe's he's just jealous I have hair.

Alexander Ovechkin

#7. All the more vile is the stupidity of those persons who open heaven to all the impious and unbelieving without the grace of Him whom Scripture commonly teaches to be the only door whereby we enter into salvation.

John Calvin

#8. I believe that the Source from which we come is alive in us as our breath, and as we speak and sing and breathe, we release the beauty of the Creator into the world.

Jan Phillips

#9. The musician who always plays on the same string is laughed at.

Horace

#10. An appreciation of words is so rare that everybody naturally thinks he possesses it, and this universal sentiment results in the misuse of a material whose beauty enriches the loving student beyond the dreams of avarice.

Agnes Repplier

#11. The eye - which sees all objects reversed - retains the images for some time.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#12. I'm going to do what any self-respecting English major would do: pull something out of my ass.

Beth Kendrick

#13. There is nothing more guaranteed to reduce a man to the essentials than to live beneath the sky.

Beryl Bainbridge

#14. The buffaloes hardly ever cry but you dagos always wriggle your way to the bars and start bawling,

Mark Smith

#15. Sam to Jory I knew the difference then, I know the difference now. You're it, you're home for me. If it's not you, it won't be anybody. I can't settle, it's all or nothing.

Mary Calmes

#16. I inherited the old family turkey farm, and I'm turning it into a fun place to go for my kids.

Douglas Carter Beane