Alphonse Allais Quotes

#1. The truth comes to me. The truth loves me.

Sylvia Plath

#2. People think that atheists have nothing to live for, but that's not true - it's that we have nothing to die for.

Matthew Healy

#3. The biggest dog has been a pup.

Joaquin Miller

#4. When we look to the unborn child, the real issue is not when life begins, but when love begins.

George W. Bush

#5. Part of knowing who we are is knowing we are not someone else. And Jew is only the name we give to that stranger, the agony we cannot feel, the death we look at like a cold abstraction. Each man has his Jew; it is the other.

Arthur Miller

#6. Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.

Alphonse Allais

#7. So word for word/My master spoke, and I asked him for the food/To fill the appetite these words inspired.

Dante Alighieri

#8. Friendship is the gift of the gods, and the most precious boon to man.

Benjamin Disraeli

#9. On Fire Island everyone was in a Speedo pulling a wagon of groceries across the bumpy boardwalk; you couldn't tell the houseboys from the bankers.

Edmund White

#10. HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.

Chuck Palahniuk

#11. Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Alphonse Allais

#12. Certainly situation comedy is harder than people who are good at it make it look, but it's fun to do something different.

Laura San Giacomo