Allergies Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 10 famous quotes and sayings about allergies funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 10 Allergies Funny Sayings

#1. He sat on the wide windowsill, spine against the frame. He was aware of feeling both inside and outside. He let himself enjoy the balance of it. It cleared his head. - Author: Marie Rutkoski
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#2. People don't want to hang around someone that you don't know how they're going to react to anything you do or say. - Author: Morgan Freeman
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#3. If I don't enjoy myself now, when shall I? - Author: Omar Khayyam
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#4. Strictures, reproaches, and intemperate speeches from the Senator of Louisiana are really the wailings of an apostle of despair; he has lost control of himself, he is trying to play billiards with elliptical billiard balls and a spiral cue. - Author: Huey Long
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#5. I kind of liked his voice. He sounded like he had a cold, you know, like he was about to lose his voice. "You talk funny," I said.
"Allergies," he said.
"What are you allergic to?"
"The air," he said. - Author: Benjamin Alire Saenz
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#6. The anti-marijuana campaign is a cancerous tissue of lies, undermining law enforcement, aggravating the drug problem, depriving the sick of needed help and suckering well-intentioned conservatives and countless frightened parents. - Author: William F. Buckley Jr.
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#7. Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners."
"And to cleaning," Michael said.
"Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room? - Author: Rachel Caine
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#8. We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter. - Author: Antonin Artaud
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#9. All I can do is make the best of what I am, become accustomed to it, evaluate the possibilities, and take advantage of them the best I can. - Author: Jean-Paul Sartre
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#10. Each of us had all the troubles we could carry. They rained down on us from the sky, and we raced around in a frenzy to pick them up and stuff them in our pockets. Why we did that stumps me, even now. Maybe we thought they were something else. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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