All Rounder Funny Quotes

#1. It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'

Garrett Hedlund

#2. Identity is not negotiable. An identity you have achieved by agreement is always a prison.

M. John Harrison

#3. You have not yet learned that in this life you have to be like everyone else: the perfect mediocrity
no better, no worse. Individuality is a monster and it must be strangled in its cradle to make our friends feel comfortable.

Stanley Kubrick

#4. Men are even lazier than they are timorous, and what they fear most is the troubles with which any unconditional honesty and nudity would burden them.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#5. In 1990 we ran across Europe through 13 countries and covering 7,130 miles.

Dennis Banks

#6. nothing was ever accomplished by someone who sits in their apartment alone waiting for life to begin.

Jessica Pan

#7. It's that invasive and puerile curiosity to feed a tabloid culture. I don't subscribe to it.

John Byrne

#8. Olgun! Wake up!"
Her mind was filled with a sense of self-righteous and
vaguely drowsy protest.
"Sure you weren't, she needled at him. You were just
practicing snoring, so you'd be sure to get it right later on,
yes?"
Olgun's response very strongly resembled an indignant
snort.

Ari Marmell

#9. I want that glib and oily art to speak and purpose not, since what I well intend, I'll do't before I speak.

William Shakespeare

#10. Renewing the promise of America begins with upholding the dignity of human life.

George W. Bush

#11. Two hundred years ago, before the advent of capitalism, a man's social status was fixed from the beginning to the end of his life; he inherited it from his ancestors and it never changed.

Ludwig Von Mises

#12. Ellis had slept through the entire thing. That, or he was dead, but I saw no reason to check. If he was dead, he'd still be dead in the morning.

Sara Gruen

#13. Do you say that tree isn't pretty cause it doesn't look like that tree? We're all trees. You're a tree. I'm a tree. You've got to love your body, Eve. You've got to love your tree. Love your tree. (Leah)

Eve Ensler

#14. Where you are now is as a result of either your choice or someone's choice. If you neglect the ideas of choosing the ultimate things for yourself, someone will hire you by choosing the average thing for you.

Israelmore Ayivor