All Jokes Aside Quotes

#1. All jokes aside, if you hurt her again, I will fucking murder you, and I'm not talking about a nice quiet murder, I'm talking dick cut off, internal organs everywhere kind of murder. So please, be mindful of that.

Claire Contreras

#2. I'm probably the most uptight, conservative person you'll meet. I'm very religious.

Danielle Steel

#3. Great shooters are one dribble guys.

Rick Majerus

#4. With our limited life spans, we mere mortals have to figure out what best to do with our time so that when it ends we aren't ashamed to put our name on it, call it our life.

Joey W. Hill

#5. Everybody on this floor wants to send the same loud and clear message: that Congress is united in its opposition to terror and we are all deeply concerned about the future and security of our close friend and ally, Israel.

Earl Blumenauer

#6. Every word a woman writes changes the story of the world, revises the official version.

Carolyn See

#7. Can there be worse sickness, than to know that we are never well, nor can be so?

John Donne

#8. Jokes aside, let us turn to serious matters.

Horace

#9. We were almost getting used to playing without fans in the Champions League. Jokes aside though, I think help from our fans will be indispensable for such a big match.

Roberto Mancini