Alien 3 Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 34 Alien 3 Funny Quotes

#1. Fierce midnights and famishing morrows,
And the loves that complete and control
All the joys of the flesh, all the sorrows
That wear out the soul. - Author: Algernon Charles Swinburne
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#2. I only wear suits to funerals and I only cash checks when the bank is about to take the house.
from surely he's dead by now - Author: K.R. Albers
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#3. Wait a minute," he says, holding up one of his large handa. "A green bomb?"
"I'm not making this up."
"Why green, though?"
"Because green is the color of money, grass, oak leaves, and alien bombs. How the hell would I know why it was green? - Author: Rick Yancey
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#4. When human law comes into conflict with what is moral, human law must be defied. - Author: Chris Hedges
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#5. Most visions of extraterrestrial life are actually steeped in human hubris. The fictional extraterrestrials of 'Star Trek' or a hundred other space operas are less alien than many of my neighbors. And funny, the ones running the place are mostly WASPish men. - Author: Nathan Myhrvold
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#6. I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here. - Author: Melissa St. Hilaire
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#7. Nevertheless, I drove right past my landmark, an antique store which looked to me like an ordinary house with junk piled on the front porch. - Author: Abraham Verghese
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#8. The fact that an Englishman has an Argentinian as an idol is very rare. I keep watching my [title-winning] goal against QPR and every time I get more emotional. My plan is to stay here because I'm convinced Manchester City will be at the same level as Real Madrid and Barcelona. - Author: Sergio Aguero
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#9. It is our nature to be strong and independent. Yet, there is no room for the ego in suffering. This stripping of my ego opens the doors to authentic relating to others. As I am drawn closer to others, I am experiencing God in the here and now. - Author: Timothy J. Keller
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#10. My favorite Elton John song is "Daniel"; my son is named Daniel and he's partly named after my wife's father, but also partly named after that song. - Author: Steven Drozd
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#11. Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.
-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script - Author: Keiko Nobumoto
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#12. Alien Chutney is just what the name suggests it is. Its music that is so funny and quirky and weird that it feels entirely alien to the listener; yet, the content and the subject matter is so Indian and relatable, it's still chutney. - Author: Vir Das
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#13. I'm no lady; I'm a member of Congress, and I'll proceed on that basis. - Author: Mary Norton
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#14. Problem was, he couldn't masturbate his sexual desires away because he'd fry off his cock. Hector - Author: Gena Showalter
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#15. I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny. - Author: Ridley Scott
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#16. She'd made him watch every Alien movie. Most of the goriest scenes were accompanied by his dialogue: 'Ach, that's no' - that's just no' right ... Bloody hell, this canna be right. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#17. I don't think I have ever worn more outfits over the course of four days than I did Emmy weekend. You barely sleep. You don't eat. - Author: Allison Tolman
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#18. It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television. - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#19. A day does not define who you are, but rather - it decides who you will become. - Author: Joshua E. Dyer
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#20. So, Orion Dude, you're an alien?" Stu said, finding it all very funny now.
"Hmm. If you're coming to my planet, Stu, actually you're the alien! As for Titan... we're all aliens," Orion replied. - Author: Ruth Watson-Morris
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#21. The walls of the educational system must come down. Education should not be a privilege, so the children of those who have money can study. - Author: Ernesto Che Guevara
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#22. James scoffed. "We are not being held prisoner. You're so dramatic."
"Oh yeah, she just kidnapped us and told us the only way we're going to be let go is if we go to other alien planets and steal from them. You're right, James, I'm clearly overly overreacting," Kat snapped. - Author: L. Taylor
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#23. As a boy Id often spend my days biking on riverbeds and arroyos and come home exhausted. I realize now how much I took for granted having the natural world so close at hand. It wasnt until I moved away, first to New York and then to Los Angeles, that I realized how much I missed the outdoors. - Author: Tom Hanks
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#24. From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! - Author: Russell Howard
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#25. Right on time, sugar." Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. "Traffic okay?"
"Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven's Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing. - Author: Jamie Farrell
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#26. What was worse, he couldn't tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#27. It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. - Author: Megan Follows
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#28. People usually feel funny, smile and laugh when I tell them
about my strong belief in the very existence of prehistoric
advanced technology and great civilizations of wilier races.
I just can't wait to see their faces at time the truth is revealed. - Author: Toba Beta
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#29. To enjoy life, enjoy the moment. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#30. Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#31. Digger motioned to Zoltan. "What about that one? He has funny eyes. Could be an alien."
"He's Zoltan, a vampire like me," Phineas explained.
"Are you sure? Zoltan sounds like an alien planet. - Author: Kerrelyn Sparks
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#32. But desperation does funny things to a person. Makes you grasp for any sliver of hope. Makes you throw rational thought and logic out the window. Makes you act in ways you would never have imagined possible. Turns strong men into weak. Honest men into liars. - Author: Siobhan Davis
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#33. I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan. - Author: J.K. Simmons
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#34. People don't know if i'm gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny - Author: Gerard Way
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