Alfonse Quotes

#1. Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen. Alfonse D'Amato.

Dave Barry

#2. Fellow senators balked at punishing Senator Alfonse D'Amato of New York though he was caught in a series of transactions that earned him the label "Senator Sleaze." D'Amato explained their reluctance as he defended his own behavior. "There but for the grace of God go most of my colleagues," he said.

William Greider

#3. Make a list of all the lovers you've ever had.
Warren Lasher
Ed "Rubberhead" Catapano
Charles Deats or Keats
Alfonse
Tuck it in your pocket. Leave it lying around, conspicuously. Somehow you lose it. Make "mislaid" jokes to yourself. Make another list.

Lorrie Moore

#4. The first time my parents found out I was acting was when a friend told them they had just come back from a play I was in.

Poorna Jagannathan

#5. I couldn't use Nest because it doesn't operate with high-end HVAC systems.

Peter Barris

#6. Of religion I know nothing
at least, in its favor.

Lord Byron

#7. What inflates the heart deflates the soul.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. When all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and the very magnitude of the crime the best excuse for doing nothing.

Hannah Arendt

#9. My parents couldn't handle my energy so they enrolled me in every sport the school was offering. I didn't resent it because I loved sports and picked them up easily.

Channing Tatum

#10. I've heard men complain of doing woman's work, and women complain of doing man's work," she added, fastening her bony thumb and forefinger on Gurgi's ear and marching him to a stool beside Taran, "but I've never heard the work complain of who did it, so long as it got done!

Lloyd Alexander

#11. I guess if you're really a friend, you overlook certain things. Its easy to be friends with someone who only says things you want to hear. I guess if you're really a friend, you have to cut a friend some slack.

Catherine Ryan Hyde

#12. How thick can you get?

J.K. Rowling

#13. God has provided a new song to be sung, a new melody to be played, new harmonies to be performed, a new rhythm to be danced. It's a new dawn, it's new day and it's a new season. Let's celebrate His goodness.

Euginia Herlihy

#14. The moment we're born, we start dying. We spend our lives dying.

Kelly Parsons

#15. Is your book interesting? I had already formed the intention of asking her to lend it to me some day.

Charlotte Bronte

#16. And then I had a thought, clear as day. I would never be somebody's favorite again. I would never be a kid again, not in the same way. That was all over now. She was really gone.

Jenny Han