Top 13 Alcohol Shot Sayings

#1. Is that all you bought?" His eyes shot to the left. "Um." I clenched my teeth. "What else?" "A Super Mega Juicer," he said quickly. "But, Sabina, seriously that juicer is a miracle machine." "I'm a vampire, Giguhl. The only liquids I drink are blood and alcohol. I don't do juice.

Jaye Wells

Alcohol Shot Sayings #89585
#2. the odds be ever in your favor,

G.L. Tomas

Alcohol Shot Sayings #333290
#3. And me having kids, with my family history? My mom: mentally ill, shot and killed her last husband. My father: six ex-wives, four heart attacks. Both of my parents think alcohol is a food group.

Christopher Titus

Alcohol Shot Sayings #610270
#4. You have to free your mind to do things you wouldn't think of doing. Don't ever say no.

Carl Lewis

Alcohol Shot Sayings #650707
#5. The wine I produce is not for keeping. It's the wine you want when meeting friends for a game of cards.

Gerard Depardieu

Alcohol Shot Sayings #789317
#6. I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.

Lou Reed

Alcohol Shot Sayings #806354
#7. The devil lives in a double-shot", Roman explains himself obscurely. "I got a great worm inside. Gnaws and gnaws. Every day I drown him and every day he gnaws. Help me drown the worm, fellas.

Nelson Algren

Alcohol Shot Sayings #827081
#8. Teddy wondered, and not for the first time, not by a long shot, if this was the day that missing her would finally be too much for him.

Dennis Lehane

Alcohol Shot Sayings #899814
#9. That it's possible to be against the circus, not because you're afraid to die there, but because it's wicked and wrong.
~Aurelia, 152

Lynne Reid Banks

Alcohol Shot Sayings #964960
#10. Self-expression has to come out pure. It has to have an environment waiting for it. It has to have a garden it can plant itself in.

Melinda Gebbie

Alcohol Shot Sayings #1137645
#11. We must use a judicial, rather than a political, standard to evaluate [a nominee's] fitness for the Supreme Court. That standard must be based on the fundamental principle that judges interpret and apply but do not make law.

Orrin Hatch

Alcohol Shot Sayings #1209774
#12. May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol?

Neil Patrick Harris

Alcohol Shot Sayings #1776650
#13. Cade Winston, by drinking this shot, you hereby swear to do something out of character tonight. Should you fail, you'll be cused to a lifetime filled with premature ejaculation.'
'Seriously, man?'
He held up his hands and laughed, 'Hey, the alcohol gods giveth and they taketh away.

Cora Carmack

Alcohol Shot Sayings #1853718

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