Top 28 Alan Simpson Sayings
#1. I've known Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles and they're two of the most independent people I've ever known in my life, and the thought we could somehow bend their views I find really beyond my capacity to believe.
Peter George Peterson
#2. I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I'm an Alan Simpson Republican.
Alan K. Simpson
#3. Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
Alan K. Simpson
#4. We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
Alan K. Simpson
#5. You need a break, a complete rest, recharge your batteries.' Recharge your batteries. What the hell does that mean? Nelson prides himself on not needing batteries. He's an old-fashioned, wind-up model.
Elly Griffiths
#6. You were doing a sadistic little disservice to your country.
Alan K. Simpson
#7. Reagan didn't put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
Alan K. Simpson
#8. If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth
Alan K. Simpson
#9. He has to do the heavy lifting and the windows and the wash, and also protect the president.
Alan K. Simpson
#10. In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
Alan K. Simpson
#11. Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we're a nation of immigrants and all of that. The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
Alan K. Simpson
#12. An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
Alan K. Simpson
#13. If you're in the game long enough, you're going to be the toast of the town one day, and the next day you'll be toast.
Alan K. Simpson
#14. It would seem to me that the solitude of working in the wilds is not healthy for a man.
Patrick DeWitt
#15. Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
Alan K. Simpson
#16. People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal. There are three days that are really slow for restaurants - Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
Alan K. Simpson
#17. It doesn't matter is you call it 'Obama-care' or 'Elvis Presley care' or 'I-don't-care care.' It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
Alan K. Simpson
#18. Courage can be just as infectious as fear.
Alice Miller
#19. Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
Alan K. Simpson
#20. Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
Alan K. Simpson
#21. If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
Alan K. Simpson
#23. There is no 'slippery slope' toward loss of liberties, only a long staircase where each step downward must first be tolerated by the American people and their leaders.
Alan K. Simpson
#24. The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
Alan K. Simpson
#25. I won't predict anything historic. But nothing is impossible.
Michael Phelps
#28. I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
Alan K. Simpson
