Alan Lawrence Quotes

#1. I am because I feel.

Amit Abraham

#2. Lawrence concluded that Alan's penis scheme must have finally found a taker.

Neal Stephenson

#3. Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in case he was suddenly attacked by a multiplication problem or something.

Alan Sitomer

#4. If I die suddenly, my gravestone might appropriately offer this insight into my departure: "God got tired." I require lots of work.

Beth Moore

#5. I am freeing myself from security, sensation and power addictions that make me try to forcefully control situations in my life and thus destroy my serenity and keeps me from loving myself and others.

Ken Keyes Jr.

#6. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

George Burns

#7. Stop trying to impress people with your clothes and impress them with your life.

Richard J. Foster

#8. a square black hole that yawned darkly beneath a stone archway.

Erin Hunter

#9. Official intelligence on Iraqi weapons programs was flawed, but even with its flaws, it was not what led to the war.

Bill Vaughan