Top 36 Alan J. Perlis Quotes
#1. It goes against the grain of modern education to teach students to program. What fun is there to making plans, acquiring discipline, organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self critical.
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#2. Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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#3. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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#4. A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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#5. If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
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#6. I think it is inevitable that people program poorly. Training will not substantially help matters. We have to learn to live with it.
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#7. FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed - it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
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#8. In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm.
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#9. Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
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#10. The string is a stark data structure and everywhere it is passed there is much duplication of process. It is a perfect vehicle for hiding information.
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#11. Fools ignore complexity. Pragmatists suffer it. Some can avoid it. Geniuses remove it.
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#12. You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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#14. In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word 'frustration'.
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#15. Every reader should ask himself periodically "Toward what end, toward what end?" - but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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#16. You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
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#17. One does not learn computing by using a hand calculator, but one can forget arithmetic. Perlis 1982
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#18. What's in your hands I think and hope is intelligence: the ability to see the machine as more than when you were first led up to it that you can make it more.
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#19. Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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#20. To understand a program, you must become both the machine and the program.
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#21. We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
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#22. It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
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#23. One man's constant is another man's variable.
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#24. A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming is not worth knowing.
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#25. We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
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#26. Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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#27. Motto for a research laboratory: what we work on today, others will first think of tomorrow.
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#28. Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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#29. There is no such thing as a free variable.
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#30. A good programming language is a conceptual universe for thinking about programming.
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#31. Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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#32. Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
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#33. In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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#34. A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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#35. Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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#36. One can only display complex information in the mind. Like seeing, movement or flow or alteration of view is more important than the static picture, no matter how lovely.
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