Alan Carr Quotes

#1. What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

Alan Carr

#2. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

George Eliot

#3. Surrounding yourself with others ...

Michael Losier

#4. Your storm, Thlayli-rah. Use it.

Richard Adams

#5. He frowned, his voice softer. "I don't know if it's Josh or what, but you need to get the hell out, or I swear to God, you'll end up spending the rest of your life in this shithole, just like all those girls - " "You mean like me?" Dylan asked, her voice suddenly hard.

Heather Demetrios

#6. How lucky can one guy get? I was a runaway, and then I was in one of the biggest bands in the world. I've sold out every arena. I've sold millions and millions of records.

Nikki Sixx

#7. All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a 'magic bullet' which on its own can solve our problems.This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.

Alan Carr

#8. We are all flawed, my dear. Every one of us. And believe me, we've all made mistakes. You've just got to take a good hard look at yourself, change what needs to be changed, and move one, pet.

Lauren Myracle

#9. A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Alan Carr

#10. The more I risk being rejected, the better my chances are of being accepted.

Robert Kiyosaki

#11. I think that it is our intention to deny cancer any control over us.

Elizabeth Edwards

#12. I have literally run into 20 people all around the world with my face tattooed on them.

Gerard Butler

#13. When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

Alan Carr

#14. We can do anything we want as long as we stick to it long enough.

Helen Keller

#15. If I have a love-hate relationship with Martinsville, then we're missing the love part of the equation.

Tony Stewart

#16. 'Civilians' is a term I love. It's what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren't on TV.

Alan Carr

#17. You must all, somewhere deep in your hearts, believe that you have a special beauty that is like no other and that is so valuable that you must not abandon it. Indeed, you must learn to cherish it.

Sophia Loren

#18. I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

Alan Carr

#19. I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped.

Evel Knievel

#20. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog',a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse

Alan Carr

#21. Henpecked, the great Wyatt Earp," Cody said.
"You evidently don't know Jessie," Wyatt said. "If she's in one of her tempers she'd put a hyena to flight ...

Larry McMurtry