Top 64 Al Jourgensen Quotes
#1. When I'm done with something, I'm done. I don't go back and listen to and pine for my old albums, or the Lollapalooza days, or 'Psalm 69' selling millions of records. Maybe I'm really just getting old and mellow.
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#2. We'll see if we ever do another Ministry gig again or not. I'm not saying yes or no yet. All I'm saying is I know there's no new Ministry studio CDs coming ever again. I promise.
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#3. This administration affects the everyday life of the common person.
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#4. I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics.
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#5. I got my influences from '70s bands - Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, blah blah blah. When I was growing up, we had all these crazy bands on the Top 40. Today, if Pink Floyd released 'Money,' it wouldn't even get played.
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#6. I never want to be in that stage where a band ends up playing state fairs and casinos. I am not willing to go out shooting up Botox and eating corn dogs while judging pig contests.
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#7. Listen, man: I am not the industrial godfather, king, whatever. I don't relish that title. I don't like it. I think it's limiting. I do country, I do blues. I don't just go straight.
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#8. You're never quite prepared for the inundation of stardom, or whatever you want to call it.
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#9. If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?
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#10. Art is commenting on what's going on around you in your life.
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#11. Today, if I could get a job, with face tattoos, being a professor, I would do that. I don't know what university would hire me, but that's my passion.
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#12. Let's get with it, guys: You don't need to hear a Ministry song to get political. You should be political on your own. We're just a side project to society. So do I care what people think about me personally? No. I just do what I do.
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#13. I don't think I've ever done anything professionally.
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#14. I think we were colonized by aliens 250,000 years ago, and they genetically altered our DNA to be primates into homo erectus and humans. I'm very interested in how we evolved so suddenly, which obviously ties in with the alien thing.
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#15. I just tell you what I feel. I go out there, you put a quarter on my tongue, twist my ear and I'll spit out some hit for you.
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#16. In Ministry, we've only had one message: Think for yourself.
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#17. Basically, an artist should be a mirror, or a reflection of society or his or her environment. What you see is what you can articulate.
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#18. Ah, man, if I could ever hook up with Tom Waits, I'd be the happiest camper in Yellowstone, alright? That's the one guy.
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#19. I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena.
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#20. This rock thing got in the way of my teaching career.
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#21. I've seen 48 Stanley Cups in my life. I was about six or seven when I started going to games with my dad.
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#22. There was one theory put forth by a journalist recently. I have a lot of friends that have died prematurely and a lot of friends that have died of natural causes. I've lost a lot of people over the years. This journalist basically recommended to me that God keeps me around because I amuse him.
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#23. I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody else living it.
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#24. I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day.
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#25. I'm envious of people that can handle the press. No matter what I say or how articulately I say it, it always comes back to the same issues. And it's getting kind of old.
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#26. We have to support our local artists. It's just that simple. Otherwise, we will have no art.
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#27. Punk rock really influenced me, the basic metal bands, Zeppelin, Stones and Floyd, and Southern rock bands. I think I was pretty well-rounded.
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#28. 'Rock n' Roll Animal,' the live album, is one of the greatest live albums out there. It was a huge influence on me.
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#29. I'm a very reluctant frontman. I've seen reviews where they talk about my strong presence on stage, but it's nothing I do. It's like the person in a long grocery line who stands out because he's so agitated. He'll have presence, too.
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#30. There's a famous artist, Ron English, in New York, that just, or Andy Warhol for that matter, that did pop art that terrorized society. And that's, for the last like 10, 15 years, that's all I wanted to do, is terrorize society and make them look into a mirror and see what the hell we have wrought.
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#33. I'm still a recluse. I still hate everyone. I'm still a misanthrope.
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#34. I'm an all-or-nothing guy. When I'm working, I work, work, work, work, work, and when I'm not, I'm the laziest sloth this planet has ever provided us.
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#35. The more you think, the more you ruin things. Art has to come viscerally; otherwise, forget it.
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#36. I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign.
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#37. Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.
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#38. The main thing in measuring integrity is someone's motive and intent, not how many records they sell. Our intent in Ministry was never to be big. We just wanted to make enough money to live and to buy a studio, which we have done in Austin.
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#39. Everything shapes you to be the person you are today. Sometimes hard lessons pay off dividends.
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#40. Eventually, when I sell enough units, as they say in the record business, I will stop touring. I'll concentrate on what I like to do ... stay in the studio.
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#41. I was a pretty delinquent little kid. My folks and I didn't get along, so I basically moved out ... put myself through high school and then college by working. I'm only a half-year short of a degree in history.
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#42. I pissed away over ten million dollars
On dope and crack
I passed away deader than a door knob
But now I'm back
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#43. The very first pharmaceutical commercial I ever heard was 15 seconds of the product and 45 seconds of side effects, so I know that this cannot be good for you.
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#44. Everyone reaches their point in time where either they die or they get sick of doing drugs. It started getting debilitating. I enjoy my music a lot better than my drugs.
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#45. I hate bands that hang around, like, 10 years too long - they're like the drunk at a party you can't get rid of.
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#46. I don't want people buying my records for this summer's hit. I want people buying them because they're interested in what Ministry will have to say in the future.
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#47. I can't control what people think of me, and I stopped really caring a long time ago.
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#48. I'm done with industrial. Seriously, my iPod collection at home has no industrial music on it; it's strictly jazz, blues and country.
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#49. It's typical of record companies. They sign you because you're unique, and then they want to put you in a mold so they can sell records.
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#50. You tell me one other person that graduated from Yale that is as inarticulate as Bush. Yale's a great school, and here's this idiot.
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#52. I'm not working at the Chevron, although I'd probably be the best person to work the night shift. Look at me. Nobody would try to steal a Snickers on my watch.
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#53. I'm the biggest Blackhawks fan ever. I've been going to games since I was 6 years old.
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#54. It certainly is gravy every day above ground right now, after kicking that heroin habit. I've been given a second chance in life, and I don't want to let a minute go by without enjoying it.
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#55. I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.
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#56. I'm a studio rat. I like going in there as producer.
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#57. I'm getting a bunch more face tattoos, because it doesn't look like I'm ever going to have to apply to a Walmart or Best Buy.
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#58. Being on stage is not creating, it's re-creating.
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#59. You know what? I feel my book is kind of pointless. I didn't want to do a book, but rather than tell the same old stories over and over when my wife Angie and I are out at parties, I could just hand out a bunch of books, and she won't have to hear them ever again.
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#60. If I did all the stuff I've been accused of - or credited with - there's no way I could make all this music. I'd be drinking myself into the grave.
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#61. I love doing film soundtracks and working with directors on how they want the scene to be portrayed on audio as opposed to visual. I like the collaborative effort of working with people.
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#63. I scare the neighbors, the kids ... They don't come to my house for trick-or-treating, trust me. I had to buy exactly zero amount of dollars worth of candy for the past couple of years.
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#64. It's such a stupid thing to sign a band and then demand a hit right away to instantly recoup the money. The point is, you have to do it by building your own following, and that is not necessarily done by writing instant hits.
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