Ahoy Maties Quotes

#1. Any fear is an illusion. You think something is standing in your way, but nothing is really there. What is there is an opportunity to do your best and gain some success.

Michael Jordan

#2. I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Ann Coulter

#3. I think the big danger of madness is not madness itself, but the habit of madness. What I discovered during the time I spent in the asylum is that I could choose madness and spend my whole life without working, doing nothing, pretending to be mad. It was a very strong temptation..

Paulo Coelho

#4. A man's errors are his portals of discovery.

James Joyce

#5. The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values.

Norman Thomas

#6. Without the dream, there can be no awakening.

Tanya Benoit

#7. Without unreservedly surrendering myself to God, whatever place I might raise myself to remains nothing more than a step or possibly two off the hard basement floor of life, for of myself I can be utterly assured that I will never step out of the basement.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#8. Things are not as they should be. Because He's not finished yet. They will be. Rest assured.

R.C. Sproul Jr.

#9. I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible

Stanley Victor Paskavich

#10. The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns.

Richard Roeper

#11. The blood that pooled around the needle's point reminded him of the smears he'd made on his beautiful angel's face. He'd touched Livia with his craziness and left a mark.

Debra Anastasia

#12. I don't have one of those anymore-a boyfriend.

Nely Cab

#13. I believe in you, and your choices, and that most often and like mine, they will be wrong.

K.I. Hope

#14. I think serious art is supposed to make us confront things that are difficult in ourselves and in the world.

David Foster Wallace

#15. A few years later, in the midst of a brief academic setback, she trained him to act as her emotional cheerleader. I'd call and hear him in the background, screaming, "We love you, Lisa!" and "You can do it!

David Sedaris