Ahhhhhhhh Quotes

#1. Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs.

Jane Wagner

#2. Sometimes I wondered if it even mattered whether our communion cups were filled with consecrated wine or draft beer, as long as we bent over them long enough to recognize each other as kin.

Barbara Brown Taylor

#3. All things are in fate, yet all things are not decreed by fate.

Plato

#4. If anyone wants to know what the definition of 'dope' means, it's: 'Definition of Public Enemy.'

Flavor Flav

#5. When you feel a connection, a gut connection, a heart connection, it's a very special thing. What's familiar to everyone is watching people falling in love; it doesn't happen on screen that often. People fall in lust, then they're suddenly together.

Alfre Woodard

#6. For this is the journey that men and women make, to find themselves. If they fail in this, it doesn't matter much else what they find.

James A. Michener

#7. If the people that believed the moon landing was staged on a movie lot had access to unlimited money from large carbon polluters or some other special interest who wanted to confuse people into thinking that the moon landing didn't take place, I'm sure we'd have a robust debate about it right now.

Al Gore

#8. I'll take my wrinkles. I don't like the Botox thing.

Gwyneth Paltrow

#9. For innumerable reasons, Mahamati, the Bodhisattva, whose nature is compassion, is not to eat any meat.

Gautama Buddha

#10. Certain truths in life can only be seen with eyes cleansed by tears.

Pope Francis

#11. He'd know that I think that ... well, that bending an enemy's will through military force is the absolute last way a nation ought to go about solving their problems.

Meg Cabot