Adverb Funny Quotes

#1. I bet you feel uncomfortable right now. You know, so do I. It's hard to talk about this stuff without offending people, or feeling offended.

Jodi Picoult

#2. The long horizon, the lunging, clotted sea like a swinging door opening, closing, opening.

Annie Proulx

#3. The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by.

James Branch Cabell

#4. The art schools seem to be trying to turn people out as "professional." But I don't know what the word "professional" means any longer. "Professional" would be somebody who was trying to push painting to a point that nobody else could do as well as he could. That would be my ideal professional.

Lawrence Weiner

#5. Oh, Danny, it's so confusing."
"Not really. You're falling in love with him. Or are already in love with him."
"But am I? Or just ... overwhelmed?"
"Love is overwhelming.[ ... ]

Jennifer Ashley

#6. He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.

C.S. Lewis

#7. The horrible pleasure of pleasing inferior people.

Arthur Hugh Clough

#8. Don't blow out someone's candle or you'll both end up in the dark.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#9. You might as well go one place as another," he said. "That's all I know.

Flannery O'Connor

#10. War is being reminded that you are completely at the mercy of death at every moment, without the illusion that you are not. Without the distractions that make life worth living.

Francesca Lia Block

#11. Rilo Kiley was a rock band, so I wanted my solo records to feel different.

Jenny Lewis

#12. I never predict anything, and I never will.

Paul Gascoigne