Accounting Department Sayings

#1. A record company used to be a very good thing, but they ended up soul-destroyingly trapping people in the accounting department. And you couldn't get any further, and the heads of each department were changing all the time, so you couldn't have any permanent relationship within the corporation.

John Lydon

#2. Probably the best advice I ever got in my life was from the head of the accounting department, Mr. Hutchinson, I believe at the Glidden Company in Chicago, and he told me, 'You really aren't cut out for accounting.'

Bob Newhart

#3. I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department, clean-shaven and in white collars. They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves ... only about you.

Jean Shepherd

#4. There is nothing, he tells me, more odious than a German. However, their women are seductive, and they make the world's most beautiful music. My employer sings me a German song. He sounds like a buffalo in distress. Afterward he makes me read to him from the Bible.

Sofia Samatar

#5. This Department of Treasury, run by this administration, using the same tried and true accounting methods that every business in America uses, cast new light on the fiscal severity that our Nation is facing, what some would call a mess.

Jim Costa

#6. Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic Party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.

Clint Eastwood

#7. The people who didn't want help needed it the most. She

Kerry Lonsdale

#8. What happens to the wide-eyed observer when the window between reality and unreality breaks and the glass begins to fly?

Stephen King

#9. Extraordinary afflictions are not always the punishment of extraordinary sins, but sometimes the trial of extraordinary graces.

Matthew Henry

#10. Names come and go. They get attached to you, and then you lose them, and they get attached to someone else.

Orson Scott Card