According To Jim Quotes

#1. Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme.

Alex Borstein

#2. Our challenge for the future is that we realize we are very much a part of the earth's ecosystem, and we must learn to respect and live according to the basic biological laws of nature.

Jim Fowler

#3. Your goals are constantly revised according to circumstance, but your purpose, your real reason for being, that supercedes everything.

Jim Tressel

#4. When you teach, you learn." "And I really don't go for religions of any kind ... I reject them all ... There were principles I thought were very important ...

Helen Suzman

#5. Nicholas Negroponte, the founder of the Media Lab at MIT, told me that during a meeting with some of the Internet pioneers in 1993 he asked how many computers they believed there would be in the year 2000. The highest number he was given was 30 million. In reality there were going to be 500 million.

Maria Teresa Cometto

#6. You love with a fierce courage that I do not understand, and yet I wish that I could have it too.

Douglas Patten

#7. According to Johnny Carson, I was the guy who Marlon sent out to do all the dirty work.

Jim Fowler

#8. Dreams are more real than reality itself, they're closer to the self.

Gao Xingjian

#9. Somewhere along the way, their passion had become bottled anger. The anger had fermented into bitter hatred. Then the hatred had fed upon itself, gnawing away at them over years, even decades, until only a shell of cold iron and colder hate remained.

Jim Butcher

#10. That's why I don't rehearse a lot and why I shoot a lot immediately. I have ideas of where I'd like to take the character, but we both end up going together.

Clint Eastwood

#11. I am a Crank, Minho! I am a Crank! Why can't you get that through your bloody head? If you had the Flare and knew what you were about to go through, would you want your friends to stand around and watch? Huh? Would you want that?

James Dashner

#12. In McAnally's pub and grill, there aren't any service people. According to Mac, if you can't get up and walk over to pick up your own order, you don't need to be there at all.

Jim Butcher

#13. Give up all hope of a better past.

Prudence MacLeod

#14. In L.A., you constantly go on auditions, and you're usually not what they're looking for - you get used to going back and back to the same show, and nothing happens.

Nathan Parsons

#15. I'll trade you then, an exchange of a deeply personal experience... From one stranger to another.

Charming Man

#16. I suppose I have found it easier to identify with the characters who verge upon hysteria, who were frightened of life, who were desperate to reach out to another person. But these seemingly fragile people are the strong people really.

Tennessee Williams

#17. You never have to be scared of the trials but of standing alone in the trials without shelter (Allah's help).

Yasmin Mogahed