Top 13 Academia Humour Quotes
#1. I have the same group of friends I've had since I was three.
Sienna Miller
#2. You are a
hurricane of
a girl;
remember
to breathe
every once
and a while,
do not drown
within your
own storm.
Emma Bleker
#3. Silence in love betrays more woe - Than words though ne'er so witty; A beggar that is dumb, you know, may challenge double pity.
Walter Raleigh
#4. Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
#5. The genetic code is not a binary code as in computers, nor an eight-level code as in some telephone systems, but a quaternary code with four symbols. The machine code of the genes is uncannily computerlike.
Richard Dawkins
#6. The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt.
Jay Leno
#7. Normally I start with a plot, and write a synopsis, and the ideas come from the construction.
Jo Nesbo
#8. Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible.
Monty Oum
#9. The inward sighs of humble penitence
Rise to the ear of Heaven, when peal'd hymns
Are scatter'd with the sounds of common air.
Joanna Baillie
#11. Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information, which is how I got a good job in journalism.
Dave Barry
#12. It only confirmed what I'd always thought - that for all their education university professors can't even imagine political developments having any effect on their careers : they consider themselves untouchable.
Michel Houellebecq
#13. If you finish like a photograph, on the other hand, the picture has as much personality as a photograph.
Emile Gruppe
