Abbath Funny Quotes

#1. When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not. - Author: Flip Wilson

#2. I didn't have a great grasp of what guys considered a "come hither" look, so maybe I gave him one. I'd thought it was a "leave me the hell alone" look, but who knew. ~ Lana from Moonlight - Author: Lisa Kessler

#3. Whenever something is convenient or was modified after 1970, you probably shouldn't use it as root. - Author: John Huston

#4. What we've learned is that if you can make the right decision in the supermarket aisle, it's a heck of a lot easier to make a good decision when you reach in your cupboard when you're craving a snack at eight o'clock at night. - Author: Tom Rath

#5. Yeah, I'm going to need a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide. - Author: George Michael

#6. Fiction is overrated, Fly. We've discussed this. In the time it takes those novelist fuckers to contemplate a few poetic passages, a thousand kids die from malnutrition. Immediacy, man, that's what counts. - Author: Rawi Hage

#7. Once it's established that we are a team, I can demand of you and expect you to demand of me. Life without pain is an addiction and the fantasy of perpetual happiness is like the "delusion of fusion." - Author: Carl Whitaker

#8. I'm very happy and lonely single old man - and bitter. - Author: Chris Kirkpatrick

#9. There is no rapture in the love which is prompted by esteem; such affection is lasting, not passionate. - Author: Victor Hugo

#10. What you learn is more important than what you earn. - Author: David Ogilvy

#11. The first man he came to was running about in a great hurry, as if his thoughts were several yards in advance of his body, which they could never drag on fastt enough. - Author: Thomas Hardy

#12. Her grandmother cursed the pain as she hobbled down the corridor. I soon learned Zelda always swears using strange plant names: stinkwort, nettlemuck, skunkbush, sumac. She seemed to have an endless supply of those. - Author: Cornelia Funke