Aarp Funny Quotes

#1. I know a star when I see one. - Author: James Toback

#2. When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. - Author: Louis C.K.

#3. I think there's a little me hiding behind your leg, Chichi."
"I'm Goten."
"I'm Goku. Hi!"
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"Daddy! - Author: Akira Toriyama

#4. They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the bottom. - Author: Joe Bageant

#5. Culturally speaking, I was raised in a Jewish household. In addition to the religious side of it, I was taught respect for books and learning and the higher professions like medicine and law and teaching. - Author: Woody Allen

#6. Set aside some money you can afford to lose before you begin trading. The money you set aside for trading should be about six to twelve months of your current salary or your current earnings. - Author: Ashu Dutt

#7. Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever. - Author: Gene Perret

#8. Photography is not difficult - as long as you have something to say. - Author: Mario Giacomelli

#9. How can you just be so wrong about something? - Author: John Green

#10. Louis Maistros has an original and dark vision, full of power. - Author: Douglas Clegg

#11. One should use praise to recognize what one is not. - Author: Elias Canetti

#12. If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy. - Author: Craig Ferguson

#13. The evil you know is better than the evil you don't. - Author: Amy A. Bartol

#14. I know now that the universe hears everything you ask of it. And oftentimes what you will is what you manifest. But it only takes requests in the order they are received, and it doesn't always give you what you want, though you do get a version of exactly what you ask for. - Author: Mark "Fightshark" Miller

#15. Mostly I'm proud to be an African-American woman, but I'm glad I have a universal look as well. - Author: Chanel Iman