A K A Tommy Chong Quotes

#1. 'That '70s Show' was one of the highlights of my life. I didn't expect to be on it as long as I was.

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#2. Look at all the drug busts all over the country. There must be an audience there somewhere. My feeling is that if we're losing the war on drugs, let's do a movie for the enemy.

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#3. Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.

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#4. You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.

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#5. No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

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#6. Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

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#7. But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible.

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#8. You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France.

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#9. Boredom is a disease, too.

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#10. Activism, to me, I don't know if it really works. It may work for somebody else, but it does not work for me.

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#11. You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.

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#12. When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

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#13. Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations.

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#14. I know the musical world as well as I know the comedy world.

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#15. The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.

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#16. Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.

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#17. Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

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#18. Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

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#19. I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

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#20. The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.

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#21. Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.

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#22. The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself.

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#23. My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.

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#24. Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies.

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#25. Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.

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#26. The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

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#27. Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there's no language barrier.

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#28. Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.

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#29. If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

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#30. I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

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