A Good Woman Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 24 famous quotes and sayings about a good woman funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 24 A Good Woman Funny Quotes

#1. I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea why.
"Why not?" she found herself asking anyway out of curiosity to see if she was right.
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"Because he's a Bradford," the woman explained with a shrug. - Author: R.L. Mathewson
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#2. You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you're a pain in the ass. - Author: Tracy Letts
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#3. If I can say one thing for my pictures, it is a certain craftsmanship. A thought which has gone into every angle. There is nothing there without an optical reason. - Author: Douglas Sirk
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#4. And what are your sins?" the voice demanded. "Confess what you've done." That was harder, but I still managed the words. If it got me closer to Adrian and freedom, I could say anything. I took a deep breath and said: "I fell in love with a vampire. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#5. Venus can see at night without eyes. - Author: Christina Stead
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#6. It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of a window and see a guy running and pick him out of a line-up six months later, but we can show hotel help a clear photo and they just can't be sure.'
'That's one of the qualifications for good hotel help,' I said. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#7. I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! - Author: C. JoyBell C.
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#8. Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? - Author: Cindy Roland Anderson
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#9. Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics. - Author: Chris Rock
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#10. Daniel had ruined that couple's life. Killed their daughter.
All because he'd been some hotshot angel who saw something he wanted and went after it. - Author: Lauren Kate
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#11. It is one thing to go on stage and be funny or be in a good place in your career, but for a woman, actually facing the elements in a physical way is a very powerful thing. - Author: Pamela Stephenson
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#12. Everything that's rock n roll is ever meant to be is happening now. I need to get over the shock that that thing is actually happening and that thousands of millions of people around the world are watching. - Author: Bob Geldof
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#13. It's the beautiful moments like this that make up for the ugly love - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#14. I thin many people's deviant behavior starts with dreams because dreams are so non-linear ... as if there's an assumption that everything has to be linear or has to be plotted. - Author: Robyn Hitchcock
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#15. After all, it will be hard to oppress a generation who've been brought up on pop-stars with fire coming out of their tits. - Author: Caitlin Moran
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#16. She moved in for a better look.It was a portrait of Bob Marley,a pretty good one,actually.No Woman, No Cry ... that's right.No teenage girls either.All right,ten points if you'Re a poet,minus twenty-five if you're in a band and minus fifty if you're into the ganja. - Author: Sheri Meshal
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#17. Being a black woman, there's so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs. - Author: Lauren London
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#18. Sid slapped her hands on the bar. "Good Lord, woman, unclench your sphincter and have another drink. - Author: Terri Osburn
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#19. Saddened that I, a smart, semi-funny, nutty, loyal, good woman, could feel so negative about myself under all the smiling and humor, I felt the sting of tears in my eyes. The way I felt about my appearance was bad. Really freakin' bad. - Author: Samantha Young
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#20. It is hard to explain the huge variety of diatoms - a microorganism that has 100,000 species - in terms of natural selection. - Author: John Tyler Bonner
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#21. Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. - Author: Kathleen Bittner Roth
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#22. In my small, coastal New England town, an hour outside New York, I know many people who have dealt with cancer. I can reel off the names of at least 15 women I know, all in their 40s. - Author: Jane Green
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#23. I wasn't very good at the bike thing. Really, it was just dangerous to trust two skinny little wheels and spindly brakes with the considerably uncoordinated woman that is me. - Author: Kathryn Smith
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#24. I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T ... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play. - Author: Cheryl Hines
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