822 Quotes

#1. President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating.

Jay Leno

#2. I can't make sense out of that girl," he said to the bard, "Can you?"
"Never mind," Fflewddur said, "We aren't really expected to.

Lloyd Alexander

#3. Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear.

Christopher Morley

#4. The first thing that came to mind was an angel. Her hair flowing and shiny. Her legs dangling, long and smooth. She looked perfect where she was, like a painting.
And then I remembered that Satan was also an angel.

Penelope Douglas

#5. If you took music out of my life, I don't know what I'd do. It's the one thing that I have a real passion for.

Martin Gore

#6. But the Alim laughed at this. 'And we know who they are. Allah have pity on the Anglicans! Samad, when the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intellect go away,' said the Alim, shaking his head. 'And one third of his religion.

Zadie Smith

#7. Let everyone who has the grace of intelligence fear that, because of it, he will be judged more heavily if he is negligent.

Bridget Of Sweden

#8. Innocence walks hand-in-hand with ignorance. How insight never clarifies, only complicates.

Jo Nesbo