Top 12 76133 Quotes
#1. Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
#2. Cause I'm a redneck woman.
#3. I'm an actor who plays an intriguing character, not a political pundit.
#4. The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
#5. But sure the eye of time beholds no name,
So blest as thine in all the rolls of fame.
#6. I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed?
#7. How do you feel?" "Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober.
#8. I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce - my main thrust was the body and its functions and malfunctions - the absurdity of the thing.
#9. Don't believe her.
#10. Jeopardy, Mom! You have got to get on Jeopardy! Seriously! You could marry Alex Trebek! You could be Alex and Alex Trebek! You could be Alex SQUARED!
#11. My life is triage.
#12. Little things that run the world