6d Certificate Quotes

#1. In the hurdles you have ten opportunities to improve; that's what's so cool about it.

Ron Bramlett

#2. He has his father's distinctive good looks, like a badly made crash test dummy. He also smells like a funeral parlor, but that may be incidental.

John Connolly

#3. In America everything goes and nothing matters, while in Europe nothing goes and everything matters.

Philip Roth

#4. Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Mark Twain

#5. Half a man's life is devoted to what he calls improvements, yet the original had some quality which is lost in the process.

E.B. White

#6. But I'm not pretty, not up close anyway. Generally, the closer people get to me the less hot they find me.

John Green

#7. [That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral.

Charles Bradlaugh

#8. Getting the audience to cry for the Terminator at the end of T2, for me that was the whole purpose of making that film. If you can get the audience to feel emotion for a character that in the previous film you despised utterly and were terrified by, then that's a cinematic arc.

James Cameron

#9. I cannot face my God much longer knowing that his black creatures are held separate and distinct from his white creatures in the game that has given me all that I can call my own.

Branch Rickey

#10. Do you want every human everywhere - regardless of gender, race, class, sexuality, or fandom - to have the same rights? Then congrats: you are a feminist. Huzzah!

Sam Maggs

#11. The gifts of an honorable, well-lived life are in those who will miss you once you're gone.

Donald E. Williams Jr.

#12. I went through a phase where people would introduce me at parties as a cartoonist, and everybody felt sorry for me. 'Oh, Matt's a cartoonist.' Then people further feeling sorry for me would ask me to draw Garfield. Because I'm a cartoonist, draw Snoopy or Garfield or something.

Matt Groening

#13. Conservatives understand Halloween, liberals only understand Christmas. If you want to control a population, don't give it social services, give it a scary adversary.

Tom Robbins