3 Stooges Disorder In The Court Quotes

#1. Judge: Take the stand.
Curly: [picks the chair up] Where'll I put it?
Judge: No, no, take the stand!
Curly: I got it! Now what'll I do with it?
Court clerk: [angrily sets it back down] SIDDOWN!

The Three Stooges

#2. Your smile is a flower of your joyful soul.

Debasish Mridha

#3. You need not comfort me by lightening my load I ask for strength to carry my burden -tagore

Anish Majumdar

#4. Any story worth telling is worth exaggerating.

Harry S. Truman

#5. I don't see the point in being a star - it takes a lot of energy to carry yourself off as being more perfect than somebody else. I'd rather just be available with all my weaknesses.

Larry Norman

#6. Judgement is given to men that they may use it. Because it may be used erroneously, are men to be told that they ought not to use it at all?

John Stuart Mill

#7. The capitalist mode of production and accumulation, and therefore capitalist private property, have for their fundamental condition the annihilation of self-earned private property: in other words, the expropriation of the labourer.

Karl Marx

#8. Free as a bird to settle where I will.

William Wordsworth

#9. If you weep not now, when will you ever weep?

E se non piangi, de che pianger suoli?

--Inferno, c. 33 l. 42

Dante Alighieri

#10. Whenever the law gets its hands on you, those who use the law to their own advantage will also turn it against you. Don't put your trust in the laws of men, Alvin. They were designed by strong men to improve their power over weaker ones.

Orson Scott Card

#11. the capital commandments of self-interest, self-importance, self-enrichment, and self-perpetuation.

Mark Leibovich

#12. Your friend is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.

Khalil Gibran