25 Funny Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 16 famous quotes and sayings about 25 funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 16 25 Funny Sayings

#1. This is a young man who is only 25, and you have to say, her has answered every question that has ever been asked. - Author: David Coleman
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#2. Big story at the Olympics regarding Michael Phelps. He stepped out with his girlfriend for the first time. She is a 25-year-old model from Los Angeles. Like every other model in L.A., She's dating an older retired guy. What's going on? - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#3. Silence and darkness were all I craved. Well, I get a certain amount of both. They being one. - Author: Samuel Beckett
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#4. A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old. - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#5. It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing - Author: Bill Wyman
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#6. You do not know, you cannot know, what it means to have eyes in a world in which everyone else is blind, I am not a queen, no, I am simply the one who was born to see this horror, you can feel it, I both feel and see it. - Author: Jose Saramago
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#7. If her back had ever hurt like this when she was twenty she would have been hysterical, demanding painkillers and cups of tea in bed, but she has found that nobody is especially surprised to hear you're in pain when you're in your eighties. You might find it astonishing, but nobody else does. - Author: Liane Moriarty
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#8. I will work as hard as I do because I love it. - Author: Joan Rivers
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#9. My goal, my aim is to be a superstar, but not in a cheesy way. I want to go to America and do what they do. But better! - Author: Tinie Tempah
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#10. If you can't hurt the ones who hurt you, sometimes hurting anyone will do. All - Author: Jay Kristoff
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#11. Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance. - Author: Dennis Miller
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#12. As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years. - Author: Frankie Boyle
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#13. I have seen the king with a face of Glory, He who is the eye and the sun of heaven, He who is the companion and healer of all beings, He who is the soul and the universe that births souls. - Author: Rumi
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#14. I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking to him about it. For someone who has been out of the loop, it's a different world. - Author: Steve Carell
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#15. I didn't know that I'd like it this much, coaching both boys and coming out all the time and seeing how excited they are to play hockey. It reminds you of when you were that age and you wanted to be out on the ice. - Author: Joe Sakic
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#16. Our ideas are only intellectual instruments which we use to break into phenomena; we must change them when they have served their purpose, as we change a blunt lancet that we have used long enough. - Author: Claude Bernard
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