20th Century Philosopher Quotes

#1. Which came first, the intestine or the tapeworm?

William S. Burroughs

#2. I was always a fan of Spider-Man and most superheroes. There aren't a whole lot of little boys out there that aren't.

Chris Zylka

#3. I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

Jane Wagner

#4. Buddhist Barbie"
In the 5th century B.C.
an Indian philosopher
Gautama teaches "All is emptiness"
and "There is no self."
In the 20th century A.D.
Barbie agrees, but wonders how a man
with such a belly could pose,
smiling, and without a shirt.

Denise Duhamel

#5. I surrendered to India, as I did every day, then, and as I still do, every day of my life, no matter where I am in the world.

Gregory David Roberts

#6. The notion of a world government to defend our rights would have sent the founding fathers running for their muskets.

Pat Buchanan

#7. My paintings are certainly nonobjective. They're just horizontal lines.

Agnes Martin

#8. Someone showed me a picture and I just laughed, dignity never been photographed.

Bob Dylan

#9. Come forth, and bring with you a heart
That watches and receives.

William Wordsworth