2020 Quarantine Birthday Quotes

#1. At first, I was able to use a Bunsen burner attached to my mother's gas stove, but the use of the kitchen as a laboratory came to an abrupt end when a minor explosion involving hydrogen sulphide spattered the newly painted decor and changed the colour from blue to dirty green!

John Vane

#2. Your integrity is the only thing they can't take away from you.

Rachel Hollis

#3. The analysis of character is the highest human entertainment.

Isaac Bashevis Singer

#4. Umpires are necessary evils. That's just the nature of the beast. For years, people have looked on umpiring as a job they could get any postman to do.

Doug Harvey

#5. To this day, I don't know what shapes a Hollywood career.

Dorothy McGuire

#6. If you say "I don't read" like it's something to be proud of, punch yourself in the face repeatedly.

Donald Bell

#7. If I have any advice to give to the Syrian president it is to cooperate for the sake of the investigation or for the sake of uncovering the truth.

Walid Jumblatt

#8. The owl of Minerva begins its flight only with the coming of the dusk.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

#9. Even when I try to be good, I am bad. Even when I try to do right by you, I only hurt you. [ ... ] Even when I try to create, I destroy.

Nina G. Jones

#10. You think of yourselves as human beings, but I think of you as 99 percent bacterial.

Bonnie Bassler