2 Yr Old Quotes

#1. ...thinking about laughing with 2 yr old Findlay today - Dostoyevsky was right, "The soul is healed by being with children." ...

John Geddes

#2. Why can't I love him (a 2 yr old nephew) from afar? That's how I want to love him - through pictures and folklore.

Ray Romano

#3. We're not trying to raise good kids. We're trying to raise kids who become great adults. That's a very different thing. We all know parents who had kids that when they turned 18 left the house and went nuts.

Andy Andrews

#4. A 5 yr. old's definition of nursery school: "A place where they teach children who hit, not to hit, and children who don't hit, to hit back."

James E. Myers

#5. Evolution has just been dealt its death blow. After reading Origins of Life with my background in chemistry and physics, it is clear that biological evolution could not have occurred.

Richard Smalley

#6. Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a 13-yr-old girl.

Jeffrey Eugenides

#7. Against attempts on my life, I trust in my luck, my good genius, and my guards.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#8. I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.

Paul Stanley

#9. There are some great human beings out there. That's all I can say.

Natalie Cole

#10. Dude! Get a fucking grip, it's just a song!
When had I turned into a 5-yr-old girl? At the very least, I needed to get my libido under control before the song finished, because I didn't think that my raging hard-on would be a good icebreaker. Well, figuratively speaking anyway, I thought smugly.

M.C. Lavocat

#11. Love was not the point and pity was a poor man's pride.

Holly Lynn Payne

#12. Shelter dogs are the most loving, wonderful, sweet pets in the world. They understand being rescued, loved, and protected. The hubs and I have 2 rescued 11-yr-old Pomeranians, who adore us.

Faith Hunter

#13. If you want to know who protects you from the people that take without asking, it is the police. If you want to know who protects you from the police, it is the people who take without asking. And very often they are the same people.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#14. I've always been a creative workaholic. I have never had a period of my life where I didn't have at least half a dozen projects going on at once.

Amanda Palmer

#15. It pleased him to see that things, and not only people, suffered the wear and tear of age. [53 yr old Inspector Bordelli's view]

Marco Vichi

#16. The security business is as thick as the club. Business in both areas stays private. Everyone is on a need-to-know basis, me and Mom included...that is until I patch in.

Katie McGarry

#17. I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass.

Jim Harrison

#18. The more times and the more different things you try, the more likely it is that you will succeed.

Brian Tracy

#19. If there is anything in the world which I do firmly believe in, it is the universal validity of the law of causation.

Thomas Huxley