17 Day Diet Quotes

#1. 'The 17 Day Diet' keeps your body and metabolism guessing. I call this 'body confusion.'

Mike Moreno

#2. You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

Bill Hicks

#3. I would like to have a home in the country that I could go to. First in this country and the other in the Mediterranean.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

#4. Follow Ur HEART, Not Someone Else's.

Akki

#5. Gravelip, a young, slight footman with a pocked nose and large ears, obediently gave a smile like toothache. He seemed less than delighted to have outpaced his friends in the ugliness race.

Frances Hardinge

#6. Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever consider getting off caffeine yourself, let me explain the process. You begin by sitting motionlessly in a desk chair. Then you just keep doing that forever because life has no meaning.

Scott Adams

#7. I felt good full figured. Morbidly obese I was unhealthy and dying.

Star Jones

#8. Saying "Oh, I've already ruined my good eating for today. I'll just eat crap." is like saying "Oh, I dropped my phone on the floor. I'll just smash it till it breaks.

Mike Moreno

#9. Every time my head hit the pillow, I wondered why I had ever left my bed in the first place.

Emily Adrian