13th Wedding Anniversary Funny Quotes

#1. You are in good shape for a dead man.

Mario Stinger

#2. Never attempt to accelerate your progress

Doug Hepburn

#3. In any "age" there are always waves, the first gold rush where there are many players, then the crowning of a few kings where everything converges to a few places, and the third wave where the market is stable enough to accommodate several small players who serve particular niches.

Anonymous

#4. You know the worst thing about
being rejected? The lack of control. If I could only control the when and how of being dumped by
somebody, then it wouldn't seem as bad. But then, of course, it wouldn't be rejection, would it? It
would be by mutual consent.

Nick Hornby

#5. The most bizarre thing I've ever read about myself is that I was dead. That was kind of weird to read that I'm dead - mostly because I was reading it.

Lil' Wayne

#6. When I'm working, it's great. When I'm not working, it's great.

Josh Radnor

#7. We are wrapped around a mystery to which we were drawn before we were born.

Michael Meade

#8. I'm not opposed to doing a fashion line, but I want to make sure it's the right thing and make sure its something people actually want instead of putting out a bunch of stuff that's already been done.

Brad Goreski

#9. People will always have their opinions; I've come to learn whose matter.

John Varvatos

#10. The God of life summons us to life; more, to be lifegivers, especially toward those who lie under the heel of the powers.

Daniel Berrigan

#11. Having the equivalent of 150,000 Hiroshima-sized bombs at the ready does nothing to protect us from terrorists planning to sneak in a bomb through a cargo container.

Ben Cohen

#12. When sadness happens in the middle of work, I separate my personal grief from my train of thought.

Sergio Aragones

#13. Once you wrong a woman, beware. They'll skin you alive. Might cry over your pain, nurse you back to health after, but they'll take you to the cleaners as sure as I'm standing here. You should have begged for forgiveness for being born before you showed up unannounced.

K.F. Breene

#14. Why did you want children when you knew there was a war?' Mustafa

Asne Seierstad

#15. Duiker said, a wave of sorrow flooding him.

Steven Erikson