1000s Chart Quotes

#1. Contrary to what you believe, the earth does not revolve around the desires of your crotch.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#2. There's nothing to it. Baseball isn't that tough to play.

Red Schoendienst

#3. Bad luck for the young poet would be a rich father, an early marriage, an early success or the ability to do anything well.

Charles Bukowski

#4. My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

Bill Cosby

#5. If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.

Bob Golic

#6. Playing on stereotypes was meant to be humorous. If it doesn't tickle you in certain spots, it's not going to be funny. Falling down the stairs is a seriously dangerous thing, but watching it is HILARIOUS!

Manila Luzon

#7. I do want to write about Jane Whitefield again, but only when I have a good enough idea - something I've figured out about her that's news and that's worth a reader's time.

Thomas Perry