Wes Smith Quotes & Sayings

Top 11 Wes Smith Quotes

#1. Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

#2. The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.

#3. There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

#4. Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

#5. Hurry up and learn patience.

#6. There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

#7. Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

#8. If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

#9. Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

#10. A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

#11. They aren't kidding when they say, Wash Whites separately.