Tellulah Darling Quotes

#1. Because when you've been around forever, you have to find something outside yourself to believe in or go mad. I believe in humanity. I believe in you.

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#2. My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die."

"Next week," Hades interrupted.

Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor."
"No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly.

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#3. Let me be a lesson to you, kids. There is a reason you shouldn't get all cocky. Because if you do, the universe will come along and kick your ass hard.

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#4. One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"

Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"

Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it.

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#5. I want a life. Not an afterlife.

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#6. There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith!

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#7. Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented.

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#8. There is no crying in clubland.

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#9. Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy.

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#10. Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag?

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#11. We're going to go sit and chat."
"Nice euphemism.

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#12. I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack.

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#13. I'm just charmingly decorative.

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