Top 20 Stuart Gibbs Quotes

#1. Frankly, I would have preferred finding a bomb in my room. I knew how to handle a bomb. The principal, on the other hand, was far more unpredictable. I

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#2. me. I need your help.

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#3. You're only a first year!" Tina cried. "And you're already getting death threats! Do you have any idea how lucky you are?

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#4. There's a bomb under the school.

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#5. Yes, we drink our own urine in space.

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#6. This morning's lecture was on how to avoid ninjas, which might have been interesting if step one hadn't been "Stay out of Japan." Furthermore, Crandall had quickly become sidetracked,

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#7. everyone claimed, was the weather, which had been

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#8. The water was supposed to look like molten lava, although it actually looked far more like blood (for which reason every kid in town called the volcano Mount Hemorrhoid).

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#9. On the other hand, I came from a long line of grocers.

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#10. I was regarded as sort of cool; preventing the destruction of your school and capturing the agent responsible does great things for your social life.

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#11. and were now coming down a wide intermediate run called

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#12. DVD into the hard drive, then brought up the file. It was quite large - a few hours of footage from multiple cameras - so it took a while

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#13. Mickey Mouse is just a rat in suspenders.

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#14. Which meant they probably knew Alexander was as dangerous as a wet napkin.

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#15. Hey Ben! Just wanted you to know we'll be coming for you soon. Your pals at SPYDER I

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#16. I'm not playing! I really am stupid!

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#17. idea of whacking the hippo.

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#18. that none of the locks on the toilet stalls in the common restroom worked.

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#19. Apparently, it was common for children to participate in the Civil War, and thus, lots of fathers had brought their sons along for a fun family weekend of simulated violence and bloodshed.

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#20. Even Hauser feigned innocence.

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