Steve Alten Quotes & Sayings

#1. That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.

#2. None of us have any control over the deck or the hand we've been dealt. What we do have is total responibility as to how we play the hand.

#3. Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?"
"I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts ...

#4. Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you to the grave?

#5. Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them.

#6. Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

#7. For the starship's inhabitants, time now stands still.
For planet Earth, the clock has begun ticking ...

#8. Three lights should be fine." - Zachary
"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald

#9. For the record, I take no satisfaction in being right. For the record, I pray to God that I'm wrong.
I'm not wrong ...

#10. It takes exactly eighteen shots tae polish off a fifth o' a bottle o' Scotch, thus, a game o' golf equates tae eighteen holes ...

Steve Alten Quotes