Stephanie Tromly Quotes

#1. My grandfather told me I should marry a big woman so she can keep me warm in the winter and give me shade in the summer,

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#2. I'm not in my right mind when you're standing this close

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#3. Make him work to deserve you.

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#4. You know it's going to be one of those nights when you start it with moving a body.

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#5. Never underestimate the stupidity of the average teenager.

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#6. I hate it when people use phrases like 'no offense' right after they say the crappiest things to you.

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#7. The phone rings on both ends, Zoe. You never called me either

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#8. When there's an end-of-the-world cult living next door to you, make it your business to find out what they're up to," he said. "That's, like, a basic life rule.

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#9. Who brings a picnic to a break-in?

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#10. He carries around a notebook where he keeps a list of suspects and motives so the police will have leads if he ever turns up murdered

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#11. Preparing to survive a typical day of being Digby's friend wasn't that different from preparing to survive the apocalypse.

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#12. You realise good girls don't really go to heave, right?

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#13. ...I thought, God, I promise to stay a virgin, just please don't let anyone probe me.

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