Top 6 Shirley Jump Quotes

#1. even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can

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#2. God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork.

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#3. You know you're about as forthcoming as a mime.

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#4. twice and went still. "Just what a toy company needs," Carter muttered. "A cat that

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#5. You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back.

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#6. God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident.

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