Santino Marella Quotes

#1. These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

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#2. They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.

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#3. My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

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#4. Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

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#5. The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized ... that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

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#6. I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

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#7. Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

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#8. You're not even in a restaurant, but ... you got served!

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#9. It doesn't matter what I said!

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#10. I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?

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#11. Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

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#12. I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

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#13. Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

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#14. Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

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