Rowena Cherry Quotes

#1. Wouldn't you rather play chess, Ma'am? ... It's less destructive of clothes.

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#2. As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.

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#3. If you neglected to warn Djetth beforehand that you were going to shoot him down, Your Highness, he may consider you in breach of contract ...
Rhett

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#4. Never ask a question if you don't know the answer.
- Rhett

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#5. Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.

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#6. Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

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#7. Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction.

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#8. Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett

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#9. What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason?" he asked, still forcefully but with his frustration and jealousy under better control.
"For one thing, Djetth, he wasn't trying to kill me!"
("Marsh", heroine of Insufficient Mating Material)

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#10. Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one "date" ...

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