Rosen Trevithick Quotes & Sayings

#1. My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley.

#2. A man who offers to cook after he's seen you trying to freeze a dead dog has to be at least a little bit keen.

#3. No matter how slinky your lingerie, a sticker between the brows will always kill the mood.

#4. My first kiss as a single woman. It sent a tingle sprinting down my spine like a tingle panther.

#5. If you can't be of good character, write a good character.

#6. When it comes to your self-esteem, it is best not to value the opinions of deluded psychopaths.

#7. I had been reduced to jelly by a brassiere.

#8. You know you're dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn't help to cover up a murder.

#9. You should never let a silly detail such as not getting attacked with a cake fork stand in the way of a little well-deserved sexy time.

Rosen Trevithick Quotes